I get this email from a guy who does not send tons of emails every week. So, I thought he must have some good offerings. I opened it. Like any other internet marketers he is promoting his partners’ program, The Affiliate Code, for a commission. Nothing is wrong there. We all do that to make a buck. He also wants me to watch a video. OMG, when is it going to end? From long copy boring sales letters to long and headache causing videos. We have come a long way, baby.
I go to The Affiliate Code website. A flashy page with a video. At least this guy has common human decency to put a video player with a fast forward button. I am happy. He also has an email capture form just like his Jedi Master has told him to do so. In case you don’t buy anything, he will have your email to send endless offerings not only for his own products but for all his partners’ products also. It is a win win situation for him and his buddies.
He starts his sales pitch using one of most headache causing video pitch. He shows all kinds of income proof. I still don’t know why people fall for this trap. I buy stuff where these is a money back guarantee so that I can return it within one week because most of them don’t work. If there is income proofs, I’m very skeptical.
Anyway, I watched the video for a minute or so and entered my email to check out what is inside. Inside, there is a long sales copy and another video.
I also noticed an AS SEEN ON banner on the top with Google, Yahoo, etc. logos. What is this fucking As Seen On? The Jedi Master never stops coming up with ridiculous ideas to extract money from financially challenged people. But you know what, it works.
If you’re buying something based on AS SEEN ON, I am sure you’re not going to make any money from the program.
The course is about a Killer Business System that will make you more than 65K a month without spending a dime. The video is 44 minutes long. The sales copy has lots of income proof.
He talks about his life story. Nothing new here. He was in a tiny apartment but did not like it. Every night he will scour the internet to find a magic formula to make money instantly. He also raked up large credit card bills No wonder!
Then he found affiliate marketing. Whoa, what a discovery. If it took him a so long and a mountain of debts to find affiliate marketing, I wonder what he was really searching on the Internet. Wink! Wink!
And then there he was. Making money from affiliate marketing and doing some crazy experiment in his lab. Finally he invented a complete system. When you use this system, you’ll start making money from day one.
Now he said it. You can make money from day one. I don’t have to read or listen to his boring video any longer. I immediately checked the price. It’s only$77.
This is what I will do. Buy the system using a credit card (never use debit card) and use it for one week. If you don’t make any money, get your money back. Don’t wait beyond one week. He has said that you would make money from day one. Give him one week.
He is also collecting your email when you make the purchase to sell you more products. But wait, don’t buy anything and go into debt just like he did.
Use the system for one day and if you make money, you can always buy later. Don’t fall for all kind of temptation. I don’t know what kind of up-sales he has planned for you. Don’t join any expensive coaching program unless you can make coaching fee from his system.
Good luck making $60K a month.
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