Traffic Voodoo Review – You Will Get Plenty Of Voodoo Traffic

Dotcom Note — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 19:24:09 +0000

Are you ready yet? Are you ready for voodoo traffic? What is voodoo traffic? You’ll learn it shortly. I keep getting lots of emails from Internet Marketers about this new program called traffic voodoo. It is like magic. You’ll magically get traffic. I could not resists and wanted to check it out.

I land on the site that has a video. Oh my God! video. Now let me tell you something. If you’re lazy and don’t want to read for 5 minutes but want to waste your time watching a 40 minutes videos that goes on and on, good luck with making money online.

The video starts with simple slides. The guy talks about his life experiences, as if I really care. If you’re buying a product based on the life experience of a person, again good luck making money from that product. Have you ever bought a TV based on the life experience of the engineer who developed it? Certainly not. So, I still wonder know why Internet Marketers tell their life stories.

I think I know why they use life stories. Long time ago, copywriters found that financially challenged people could be put in an emotional stance when you tell a story. When these financially challenged people completely lose their minds under the emotional stance, you will be able extract money from them selling anything you want.

Anyway, the guy tells you about his story of writing some checks to IRS (Internal Revenue Service) and such stuff. While driving back home, he realized he was not getting enough traffic to his side for selling his voodoo products. He spent close to $15,000, just like lots of people who would buy his products, to learn Internet Marketing.

Then he learned SEO (search engine optimization). Lo and behold. He earned several thousand dollars in one day.

Now he is generous enough to to teach you how to get traffic to your websites. Thousands and Thousands of people are paying him for his cutting edge traffic techniques. I wonder, what that cutting edge techniques could be. Must be some secret voodoo. You launch a site and start your voodoo rituals and traffic will start pouring in.

But this guy does not stop there. He wants to show you how much money he has made in 5 days, 2 days, 48 hours, etc. Again, if you’re buying this voodoo based on his earnings, good luck making money from voodoo traffic.

What is voodoo traffic? According to him, traffic is about

Power
Influence
Deal flow
Respect
Friendship
Becoming Authority

You will learn how to get traffic from

Search engines
YouTube
Facebook
Twitter
Blogs
Article Marketing
Pay Per Click (PPC)
Pay Per View (PPV/CPV)
Affiliates
Product Launches
Podcast and iTunes

There will be live webinars, private membership site, action plan check lists, written course materials, and much more. He has covered every thing you’ll find for free on the Web.

How much it will cost you? I don’t know. I will update it again when I get the price.

Income Kick Start – Yearlong eMail Spamming Business

Dotcom Note — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 23:32:47 +0000

Today I was checking my email frequently because I was expecting a very important message from my friend. I was deleting all the spam emails every hour but one just caught my eyes. I may have received hundreds of emails from this guy in the past year or so and each email had made me laugh louder than the previous one. Now he is peddling a system that will shove worthless stuff in people’s inbox yearlong (as he was doing for the last year or so) on an autopilot. If you want to take part in this incredible “annoying people” business, he is willing to sell you his Income Kick Start formula for $497.

: Image by kool_skatkat via Flickr

I could not but wait to go to his site to immediately find out what he is up to this time. There it was. A very simple video and he is talking in the background. This joker does not even have common decency to put a video player that you can fast forward. He talks for a long time. This fuckingly long, mind numbing and tediously boring video talks about his life which I really don’t care. He says how he has made millions and millions from a hospital’s ICU using a cell phone only. This one is a new one. I have to give him credit for coming up with a new twist to this type of hype. May be he took a refresher course from the Jedi Master.

In a nutshell, he is giving you away every thing

1. One page web site to spam search engines. You will capture email addresses of people who visit these web sites.

2. Year long email contents. You can set up these emails in an auto responder. (may be AWeber or a similar system). The auto responder program will keep on sending emails with affiliate offers for one year. A surefire way to make some money because some stupid people will certainly buy some stuff from you if you bother them for one year. I have seen him (or may be somebody else) selling these 52-week emails in a variety of niches in another website.

3. Website traffic from a network of people who visit each others sites. What the fuck is this? can it be some kind of auto surf traffic exchange program?

So what you have to do to make money from this system? I really don’t know. But he says you have to work 1 to 2 hours a day.

How much money you can make from his formula? More than $150,000 a year. But he says it is only a mathematical example. What the fuck is a mathematical example? Why we need to spend real money for some mathematical example? I don’t know.

He also has a team who are going to help you. If he is so generous, why he is not helping his team make money, I wonder.

He is giving away some of the courses he sold for thousands of dollars last year with this system. He knows that those courses are useless anyway. So, why not use them to bait people join his new system.

Go spend $500 and make $150,000 a year from Income Kick Start formula. Good luck.

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