The emails on make money online and become a millionaire keeps on pouring into my inboxes. Of course, I don’t waste my time reading all these emails. I don’t even open all of them. I only open the one if the header grabs my attention. Today, the two emails that grabbed my attention are Affiliate Jump that I have already reviewed earlier and where to download boat loads of free online marketing ebooks and tools.
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Affiliate Jump is now approving 100% into their CPA programs. I wonder why they would not when they are getting a monthly fee for each subscriber. People are lining up to pay them a monthly subscription fee with a dream to make millions promoting CPA offers. This is the call to action for the Affiliate Jump in their follow up email to me: Get your account set up right now and within minutes you too will be able to get your share of the huge CPA commission pie.
In their missions for the humanity to remove all the barriers to CPA promotions, it seems they have become very successful in filling their bank accounts. Other CPA networks will not approve all the affiliates and they’ll not charge you a monthly subscription fee if you’re approved. But these guys are ahead of the game and they will approve you into their network, 100% guaranteed, because they don’t care if you are able to make money promoting their CPA offers or not. They will always make money from your subscription.
Another joker sends me an email and tells me to go to this site where I can downloads free gifts, ebooks, online marketing tools and lots of other stuff. Who doesn’t want free stuff, right? So, I go to this web site and the landing page is a long list of free stuff that I can download. When I click on the first download link, I’m taken to another page to enter my email address. I thought, “well it is not that bad and everybody does it to collect opt-in email addresses to fill my inbox with worthless junk anyway.“
You think that my misery will be over as soon as I enter my name and email address in the opt-in form, right? I will be taken to the download page and I can happily download another useless ebook that I will never read and will sit in my hard drive till it dies.
Wait, my misery has only started. After I entered my email address, the auto-responder page instructed me to verify my email. I opened my Gmail account and clicked on a link.
I landed on another page that told me to check my email again for the download link. I went to my Gmail account and opened the newly arrived email with the download link, I assumed. As soon as I opened the link, one smarty pant in a loud voice started to tell me how he had made millions in the last two years using some super secrets.
This joker wants me to buy his super secrets for only $27. But he is honest. He tells me that he cannot guarantee any income for me because he does not know how I am going to implement his super secret. It all depends on my implementation. I wonder why the hell I am paying him $27 if he is not going to tell me the right way to implement his super secret.
Anyway, I could not find a way to stop his nonsense and there was no donwload link that was immediately obvious. So, my quest for a free download ended up in 20 minutes of wasted time.
The Jedi Master has taught his apprentices very well and these Internet Marketers are really becoming very good at doing whatever they are doing to fill their bank account.
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