I got this email about some program called Post Card Profit from somebody who addressed me as a loser. I think I’m a loser because I’m not making as much money as the email sender is raking in by selling worthless stuff and dreams to others.
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May be I’m a loser because I’m not sending emails to others and asking them to waste their time by watching boring videos. May be I’m a loser because I’m not luring people with one $1 sign up and then billing their credit cards after seven days for subscriptions to some worthless website. May be I’m a loser because I’m not calling people and asking them to join super secret programs to make millions.
The joker wants me to watch an incredibly lengthy, boring, worhtless, and time wasting video on how to Make Money With Post Card Profit.
But as you all who read my blogs know that my hobby is to waste my time by checking out this kind of stuff and telling you the truth as it is. So, the loser, i.e. me, clicks on the link and lands on a web page with just one video.
Here is a request to all those Internet Marketers. Please, for God’s sake, use an embedded video player or make your video in such a way that I can fast forward it. I don’t have patience to watch your worthless stuff in its entirety. I can get the gist of your incredible secrets if I fast forward it and get some bits and pieces. Why do you want us to watch your long and boring video in its entirety?
My guess is that you think you are peddling worthless videos to stupid people only who will love to hear your f*cking inspirational stories of people making millions. If I want to read inspirational stories, I can buy some books for $20 a piece from Amazon authored by world famous writers. I don’t need f*cking inspirational stories from you.
This guy who calls himself as the Post Card guy starts his video by listing names of people who are making millions using his super secret Post Card mailing system. You mail post cards to targeted customers and the recipients call a toll free number and listen to your marketing pitch.
You follow up with them from a call center to sell stuff that they really don’t need. What a brilliant idea! This guy should be awarded the World’s Greatest Innovator award. He has also given a name to his brilliant method. It is called Push One Method.
This Post Card guy used to coach one-on-one and now he has decided to jump into the mass training program like everybody else. He has put together an apprentice program where he will hold your hand and teach you his Post Card mailing system. His apprentice program includes
- Personal coach with phone, email, and IM access
- Online curriculum. He is very excited about it. He has 60 boring videos for you to watch and feel good
- Home study Post Card Profit course
- Master Resale Rights to 27 ready to go products
He claims it would cost $10,000 if you want to buy them individually. I don’t know where I can buy this stuff and how did he come up with that estimate.
To join his program as an apprentice, you have to meet three criteria.
- You must be financially solvent because he may sell you more stuff down the road.
- Must be willing and be able to follow directions. You may not be able to follow his directions down the road due to several reasons and mostly due to the financial reason because of all the up-sales he has planned for you. If that happens, you cannot blame him and his super genius idea to make you rich.
- You must be cool. You cannot be angry and ask too many pertinent questions. You must follow his instructions and get into more debts.
People pay him $40,000 plus royalty for his incredible system. But he has suddenly become very generous and he is offering you a once in a lifetime opportunity to enroll in his program for $2,995.
So, if you can borrow close to $5,000 from your credit card and want to hand over him $2,995 immediately for his Post Card Profit system, go for it. He also tells you that you may earn nothing by enrolling in his program and spending all the money. In that case, you may be lazy or stupid, or both.
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