Today I was checking my email frequently because I was expecting a very important message from my friend. I was deleting all the spam emails every hour but one just caught my eyes. I may have received hundreds of emails from this guy in the past year or so and each email had made me laugh louder than the previous one. Now he is peddling a system that will shove worthless stuff in people’s inbox yearlong (as he was doing for the last year or so) on an autopilot. If you want to take part in this incredible “annoying people” business, he is willing to sell you his Income Kick Start formula for $497.
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I could not but wait to go to his site to immediately find out what he is up to this time. There it was. A very simple video and he is talking in the background. This joker does not even have common decency to put a video player that you can fast forward. He talks for a long time. This fuckingly long, mind numbing and tediously boring video talks about his life which I really don’t care. He says how he has made millions and millions from a hospital’s ICU using a cell phone only. This one is a new one. I have to give him credit for coming up with a new twist to this type of hype. May be he took a refresher course from the Jedi Master.
In a nutshell, he is giving you away every thing
1. One page web site to spam search engines. You will capture email addresses of people who visit these web sites.
2. Year long email contents. You can set up these emails in an auto responder. (may be AWeber or a similar system). The auto responder program will keep on sending emails with affiliate offers for one year. A surefire way to make some money because some stupid people will certainly buy some stuff from you if you bother them for one year. I have seen him (or may be somebody else) selling these 52-week emails in a variety of niches in another website.
3. Website traffic from a network of people who visit each others sites. What the fuck is this? can it be some kind of auto surf traffic exchange program?
So what you have to do to make money from this system? I really don’t know. But he says you have to work 1 to 2 hours a day.
How much money you can make from his formula? More than $150,000 a year. But he says it is only a mathematical example. What the fuck is a mathematical example? Why we need to spend real money for some mathematical example? I don’t know.
He also has a team who are going to help you. If he is so generous, why he is not helping his team make money, I wonder.
He is giving away some of the courses he sold for thousands of dollars last year with this system. He knows that those courses are useless anyway. So, why not use them to bait people join his new system.
Go spend $500 and make $150,000 a year from Income Kick Start formula. Good luck.
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wow you talk big, but your site is dead http://siteanalytics.compete.com/dotcomnote.com/?metric=uv
Bob, I only talk for fun. I talk what I see on the online marketing scene. I don’t want to dash anybody’s hope of making millions online. More power to them. It is only a parody. Nothing serious.
Had a good laugh mate. Biggest load of rubbish, I have seen yet in 2010. Then again you simply cannot blame the man for catering to a bunch of suckers!
I am still getting tons of emails from his buddys who’re promoting it. Now he is using a dog for sales pitch. Marketing innovation, baby!
haha, love the review, i gotta agree, mathematical equation? whats does that mean, I don’t think this is going to be a worth product, as this type of products always get dead once a bunch of people promote them, anyway, had a good laugh, thanks.
Yes, now he is a mathematics professor. I don’t know if he came up with the idea or got it from his Jedi Master
Have you tried the system your self before even speaking a SHIT about it?
If YES, fantastic. I admire you.
If NO, does it make sense to judge it before you even experience it?
And yeah.. what’s the big deal that you’re saying?
There are tons of people who would NOT know about list building.
Remember when you were a small child, you used to play with toys and wear huggies. Now since you’re a little old guy, would you still cry like a toddler and want your parents to take care of you?
Everything is right for some people, wrong for some people. It neccessarily not be it the way you always want it to be, Okay?
How can you be sure of what you’re saying. I doubt there is any evidence or substance in all that you’re saying.
Every thing is not meant for everyone. Okay?
Does it make sense for you to speak about it without even experiencing it? No way.
Ron, it is all humor buddy. Don’t get upset. I am even telling people to go and try it out. All my reviews are humor. They are not serious. I have never said whether if the system was going to work or not. I review based on pre-sell contents. I just give my opinion in humorous way.
KickStart Formula sounds interesting, but it sort of sounds like spammy auto-blogging tactics from 2002.
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Zack, I think it is more like list building using a bunch of web sites in various niches. Once people sign up, you send them series of email, sometime as long as for one year to sell products. I may be wrong. It is my guess from the pre-sale video.