GMail Mind Tricks Will Make Your Head Spin

I got this email from a guy who sends me useless offers to make millions almost everyday. He is well known in the Internet Marketing circle. Let’s call him Mike. He tells me about his imaginary friend (or may be real) making a killing using GMail Mind Tricks. I must check out this incredible system if I want to put some money in his buddy’s pocket so that he can make his first million.

With the advent of the new year, the Internet marketers have stepped up their game by producing even more boring and useless videos, claiming to make millions of dollars and asking you to give your credit card to them so that they can truly make millions. One guy is even claiming to make 100 millions a year. Wow! May be he is on his way to become a billionaire by the year end. But I’m sure he will make at least his first million because lots of people fall for this kind of trap.
Well, enough said about the Jedi mind tricks these marketers play to influence you for parting your money.

As my readers know, I am a great sucker for this kind of offer. I immediately clicked on the cloaked link to land on the Gmail Mind Trick site. My horror started immediately. The video on the page does not have any stop and fast forward button (you can click on the video to stop it).

Let’s call the announcer in the video and also the creator of this super secret Jedi mind trick technique as Jedi padawan R. He is going to divulge his top trade secrets to you. “What is his secret”, I wonder. He is going to have the video for a short time only because he wants to move on to developing other useless products once he has made enough money from you.

This guy is fond of asking you useless questions that start with exactly. For example, “how do you know exactly what your customers are thinking?” and many more exactly bull crap.

Once you know the answer to these “exactly” questions, you can offer them “exactly” useless product through the AdWords ads in GMail to get “exactly” others money. He continues his presentation by telling you that online marketing is hard unless you know the answers to these “exact” question. But don’t worry, he is going to reveal the answers because he is the   enlightened one. Of course, you need pull out your credit card for that privilege.

His method solves the three dreaded pitfalls of online marketing, i.e. sending wrong message to the wrong people at the wrong time. He has magically solved that problem. You will be able to tap into the innermost desires of people to sell your products and services that have absolutely no value to users.

He even gives you an example of how to torment people thinking about divorce by shoving useless info products, collected from all over the Internet, on their throat. Nice trick. This guy gets my Kudos.

Okay, enough said. How much do you need to get a hand on his super secret GMail Mind Tricks techniques? He used to charge $10,000 in some imaginary seminar. Or may be some real people who have lots of money to waste have given him that kind of dough. But as an enlightened one, he has become extremely generous and you can have it for a mere $97 now.

But, be aware. You may may be shoved with more offers in your throat when you intend to purchase his trick because I assume he has learned all the marketing techniques from the Jedi master.

Wait, here is the last word. You may not make a dime using his super secrets. That’s what his site says.

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